Politically Correct for Kids-If its Laughter you're after!

IF IT'S LAUGHTER YOU'RE AFTER: Politically Correct for Kids; -By William Brabant Via: Stan Kegel- Your bedroom isn't cluttered, it's 'passage restrictive.' Kids don't get into trouble anymore. They merely hit 'social speed bumps.' You're not having a bad hair day; you're suffering from 'rebellious follicle syndrome.' No one's tall anymore. They're 'vertically enhanced.' You're not shy. You're 'conversationally selective.' You don't talk a lot. You're just 'abundantly verbal.' It's not called gossip anymore. It's 'transmission of near-factual information.' The food at the school cafeteria isn't awful. It's 'digestively challenged.' Your homework isn't missing; It's just having an 'out-of-notebook experience.' You're not sleeping in class; You're 'rationing consciousness.' You don't have smelly socks; You have 'odor retentive athletic footwear.' You weren't passing notes in class. You were 'participating in the discreet exchange of penned meditations.' You are not sent to the princip[al's office. You're 'going on a mandatory field trip to the administative building.'